1 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:23,424 Man: To arms! To arms! The British are coming! 2 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:26,527 The British are coming! To arms! To arms! 3 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:31,465 Mike: In america in 1775, most of US Americans 4 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,234 were afraid of the British. 5 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,968 Oh, but, of course, some Americans 6 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,670 weren't afraid of them at all. 7 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,242 Reggie, baby! 8 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,513 It's safe! 9 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,482 He's gone to fight your regiment at Lexington. 10 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:49,817 Oh, good show! 11 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,260 Yes, back in those days, 12 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,262 the American woman admired the englishman 13 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,097 for many things-- 14 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:05,333 the smart way he dressed-- 15 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:08,536 in contrast to their beatnik American husband. 16 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,671 Also, the englishman was so proper. 17 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:13,174 He always did the so-proper thing 18 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,209 at the so-proper time. 19 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:17,545 Brisk instant tea, my dear. 20 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,581 Reggie, baby, you think of everything! 21 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,321 Not quite, my dear. 22 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,290 Lovely shot, old man! 23 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,894 Hold my cup, darling, will you? 24 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,596 ( Gasps ) 25 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:45,206 Well, that's how it was with the englishman 26 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:47,308 and the American woman. 27 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,143 And unfortunately, for US American men, 28 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:51,745 it's still going on today. 29 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,382 Well, this is the story of an englishman-- 30 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,350 Bruce Patterson-- 31 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,352 who was a neighbor of mine during the time 32 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,221 he was associate professor of archeology 33 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,022 at a California university. 34 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:03,757 ** 35 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,977 ( All chewing gum ) 36 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,758 Oh, no! Listen! 37 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,560 Listen! 38 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,462 Radio announcer: Miss Helen bushmill-- 39 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,830 well-known west coast fashion designer-- 40 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,099 today announced her engagement 41 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:54,335 to British archeologist Bruce Patterson. 42 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:55,803 No. It can't be. 43 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,338 Impossible. 44 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:59,273 Mr. Patterson at present 45 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,141 is associate professor of archeology 46 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,377 at California university. 47 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,078 I can't believe it. 48 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:07,281 Yesterday he was so wonderfully eligible. 49 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,916 Yeah, well, they aren't married yet. 50 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,385 Let's draw straws to see who kills her. 51 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,521 Really, miss Turner. 52 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,556 Oh, professor, I'm sorry. 53 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,725 I hope you'll be very happy. 54 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,927 Not if you draw the short straw. 55 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,395 Oh, professor Patterson? 56 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,263 Yes, miss pilkington? 57 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:26,534 I most sincerely wish you and your beautiful miss bushmill 58 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,802 the very best of British luck. 59 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,971 Thank you, miss pilkington. 60 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,607 Naturally, you would understand. 61 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:45,886 Now, where did we leave off? 62 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:49,557 Oh, yes, the jolly old cro-magnon man. 63 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,359 Good looking fellow, isn't he? 64 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,794 Uh, very much like the modern man, 65 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:57,931 except for the fact that he, as you notice, has a gap. 66 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,934 As man gradually progressed through the ages 67 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,371 and became more and more civilized, 68 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:06,273 the teeth became gradually more even 69 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,676 and the gap disappeared. 70 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:11,412 I rather think it gives him something, in a way. 71 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,481 ( Laughing ) 72 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:16,917 There is a theory that the gaps were used 73 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:20,788 to make animal noises, bird noises, signals, 74 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,757 and also to decoy other birds and animals. 75 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:26,394 Um, this is purely a theory, of course-- 76 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,195 I don't know whether it's true or not-- 77 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:31,031 but I have carried out some personal experiments, 78 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,934 and at least I do know that it's practical. 79 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:37,405 For instance, an English linnet Finch. 80 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,540 ( Imitating bird call ) 81 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:47,381 I hope you'll forgive me for giving you the bird. 82 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,783 ( Laughter ) 83 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,852 ** 84 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,092 Mike: Professor Bruce Patterson 85 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,595 lives on the beach in Santa Monica 86 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,797 in a house he rents from his fiancée-- Helen bushmill-- 87 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:07,100 who is in Paris on business, viewing the new fashions. 88 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,837 I live in that elegant trailer on the left. 89 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,739 Here I am, doing what I usually do 90 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,374 when I'm not studying law or chasing girls. 91 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,109 And speaking of girls, 92 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,512 I happen to live with this underslung female 93 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,280 who is named Jessica, 94 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,249 after an underslung maiden aunt of mine. 95 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:25,318 Jessica also is very fond of the professor... 96 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:28,355 Just like most American girls. 97 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,758 American girls really dig the professor's British charm. 98 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,495 Oh, good afternoon, Jessica. 99 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:37,230 ( Yawns ) 100 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:38,699 Don't tell your master I'm home. 101 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,501 I've got some papers to correct. 102 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,202 But maybe Jessica is mercenary. 103 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,672 Knowing the professor is an archeologist, 104 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,741 she probably figures someday he'll come up with some bones for her. 105 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,613 ( Humming ) 106 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,557 But here in his bachelor flat on the pacific, 107 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,292 the professor can relax 108 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,861 and get away from all those amorous college girls. 109 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,163 He can brew his tea and dream of getting married for the first time 110 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,566 to Helen bushmill. 111 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,335 The professor thinks Helen also is getting married for the first time. 112 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,671 But unfortunately, Helen, like most women, 113 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:20,808 hasn't told him everything about her past-- 114 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:23,644 especially one little thing that just happened to have happened 115 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,112 17 years ago. 116 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,547 Mother? 117 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,919 Mother? 118 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,558 Mother! 119 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,939 Mother? 120 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,288 "To Bruce-- 121 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,057 "with all my love. 122 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:14,261 Just you forever." 123 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,129 ( Humming ) 124 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,703 * this old man, he played one * 125 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,838 * he played knick-knack on my drum, ooh * 126 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,607 * with a knick-knack, paddy-whack * 127 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,841 * give a dog a bone 128 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,910 * this old man came rolling home * 129 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,511 ( humming ) 130 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,280 Mike: Hey, professor? 131 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,948 Hmm? Ho. 132 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,651 Michael? Yes, I'm in the bedroom. 133 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:40,020 I brought our telephone back. 134 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,189 Oh, thanks. 135 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:45,425 Help yourself to a refreshing glass of soda water. 136 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,628 You read what's left of my mind. 137 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,229 Sweet of you, professor. 138 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,363 What's sweet? 139 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,965 I mean, it was sweet of you 140 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,534 to build a doghouse for Jessica. 141 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:58,271 Doghouse? It just arrived. 142 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,108 Ah, I'll be. A bone. 143 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,844 A bone? It's the leg bone of a dinosaur. 144 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,378 Catch it around here, did you? 145 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,447 As a matter of fact... 146 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,816 I came across it purely by accident 147 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,450 while I was digging last summer 148 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,686 in an area quite some way from their natural habitat. 149 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,855 I sent it to Baxter at Oxford. 150 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,592 He said this is between 57 and 58 million years old. 151 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,728 Hmm. I'd drink to that, professor, 152 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,030 but you've goofed. You're, uh... Out of scotch. 153 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,065 There's plenty in the cabinet over there. 154 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,539 No scotch, but lots of gin. 155 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,642 I'm sure it's there. 156 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,850 Hmm. I must be cracking. 157 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,752 Fantastic devils. 158 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,586 Someday I'll write a book about them. 159 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,988 Got the perfect title for you-- 160 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,556 raising dinosaurs in your backyard 161 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,224 for fun and profit. 162 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,626 Hmm? A ha! 163 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,261 Careful, Michael! What? 164 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,296 Oh. Adolph--sorry. 165 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,633 Difficult to find decent shrunken heads these days. 166 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,068 Your troubles are over, professor. 167 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,070 I have got a laundry that can shrink anything. 168 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,038 Which reminds me, I gotta pick up some shirts. 169 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,874 Got a hot one on for tonight. 170 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,508 Ah, and I must buzz off. 171 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,811 I'm dining with professor bowman-- 172 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:14,514 not to mention his lovely lady wife. 173 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:17,050 Bowman--that's the guy that's competing against you 174 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,485 for the same digging Grant, huh? 175 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,020 Not much competition, I'm afraid. 176 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,955 The college is bound to give him the Grant. 177 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:25,525 He's got seniority, and he's a most excellent man. 178 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,628 Do you know, Michael, if they did give me the Grant, 179 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,397 Helen and I could go digging 180 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:33,000 for the rest of that fellow in the desert on our honeymoon. 181 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,135 What? 182 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,238 You see, when Helen gets back from this trip, 183 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,640 she and I plan to spend a whole year together, 184 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:43,576 just digging. 185 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,779 Sounds cozy. 186 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,681 Just you two and the sand flies. 187 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,049 ( Growling ) 188 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,151 Jessica! What on earth are you doing?! 189 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,420 Shame, Jessica! And you just had dinner. 190 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,788 ( Growling ) 191 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,223 You're a very naughty dog. 192 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,225 Come on, sweetheart. 193 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,761 You don't care whose heart you break, do you? 194 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,763 Michael, this is a very valuable bone! 195 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,097 It's you or me, professor. 196 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,766 Either you get a smaller bone, 197 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,300 or I get a bigger dog. 198 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,869 Come on. 199 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,747 Mmm. 200 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,018 ( Humming ) 201 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,762 ( Bottle clanks ) 202 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,429 Michael? 203 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,167 ( Humming ) 204 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,806 ( Clatter ) 205 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,341 Is that you, Michael? 206 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,910 ( Clatter ) 207 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,313 Michael? 208 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,789 Ah-choo! 209 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,159 Ah-choo! 210 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:09,462 Jessica, what are you doing in there? 211 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,799 What the devil?! 212 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,703 No, don't be angry. I didn't do anything. 213 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,705 You must be in one of my classes. 214 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,073 Classes? No, no classes. 215 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:20,941 You-- 216 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,078 you must be "prehistoric maiden" 217 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,746 or "young but willing", 218 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,248 and if so, where's your shovel? 219 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,950 Let me go! 220 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,319 I'll put a stop to this nonsense once and for all. 221 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,154 You're all the same, you sex-minded college girls. 222 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,123 I've never been to college! 223 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,058 Explain all that to the police. 224 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,827 Aah! Ah! 225 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,564 Oh! 226 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,034 What are you doing to me?! 227 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:50,270 No! You let me out of here! 228 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,839 No! 229 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,576 Let me out! 230 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,511 ( Shouting ) 231 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,115 What are you doing? 232 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,152 Quiet. 233 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,820 No! 234 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,288 You there, operator. 235 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,223 No! 236 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,959 Get me the police. I've got a wayward girl here. 237 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,427 I'm not one of your students! 238 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,996 ( Sobbing ) 239 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,999 Never mind. 240 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,337 You're not really one of my students? 241 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,307 I'm really not. 242 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,242 All right. 243 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,112 Very sorry. 244 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,181 But you can easily make mistakes, you know. 245 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,883 All you girls look alike, 246 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,018 dress alike and act alike. 247 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,819 Who are you, then? 248 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,223 Libby... 249 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,958 Smith. 250 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,895 Where do you come from, miss Smith? 251 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,866 Originally or lately? 252 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:56,436 I mean, what are you doing in my house? 253 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,008 Is this your house? 254 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,910 Well, I pay the rent. 255 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,247 Well... 256 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,250 I came looking for some food. 257 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,385 See, I haven't eaten since yesterday, 258 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,555 and i'm awfully hungry. 259 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,590 You're really hungry? 260 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,561 Well... 261 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,264 Never mind. I'll find someplace else. 262 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,400 No, no, no, no, no. If you're really hungry, 263 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,602 I couldn't possibly turn you away. 264 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,505 Where's the kitchen? 265 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,941 Through here. 266 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,747 Oh, by the way, i'm, uh-- 267 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,249 do forgive me, but I was just-- 268 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,117 oh, that's all right. 269 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,653 I'm professor Bruce Patterson. 270 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:50,057 Hope you'll forgive me for treating you so harshly, but... 271 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,293 Believe it or not, young women have done this sort of thing before. 272 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,962 Oh, it was really my fault. 273 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,130 I shouldn't have sneaked in like that. 274 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,166 But it looked like such a friendly house, 275 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,833 and that picture in there-- 276 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,070 she looks so friendly. 277 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,637 That's my fiancée, and she is friendly. 278 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,738 Well, I must finish dressing. 279 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,307 Help yourself to the fridge. 280 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,841 Have all you want, and then, uh... 281 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,443 Run along, eh? 282 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,920 Why haven't you eaten since yesterday? 283 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,723 I ran away from boarding school. 284 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,693 Well, why didn't you go back to your parents' house? 285 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,196 It's just my mother. 286 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,264 I don't think she wants me around. 287 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,767 Having a daughter my age 288 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,603 probably makes her feel old. 289 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,338 Well, that's rotten. 290 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,872 Oh, well, you'll have to go back 291 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,408 to boarding school, won't you? 292 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,110 ( Mutters ) I'm going to stay right here. 293 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,554 I wanted to stay in my own house. 294 00:15:56,856 --> 00:16:00,293 I gotta be honest with you, eh?! 295 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,496 It wasn't a boarding school I ran away from. 296 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,798 It was a... 297 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,834 Juvenile delinquent institution! 298 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,070 The--the cops are after me! 299 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,440 I'm on the run, brucie baby! 300 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,110 What did you say? 301 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,479 Hey, you're proud of them legs, ain't you? 302 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,115 I'm sorry. I didn't have time to dress. 303 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,950 Cute, but not the length they're wearing. 304 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,552 Never mind about that. 305 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,187 Tell me about the cops-- I mean the police. 306 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,722 Well, that's why I couldn't eat nothin'. 307 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,858 Why, if I went into one of them eatin' joints, 308 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,593 they would've spotted me like that. 309 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,728 I'd have been sent back and beaten all over. 310 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,597 You mean they beat you? 311 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,866 You want I should show you my black-and-blues? 312 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,968 No, no, no! All right! 313 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,270 Hey, pretty good chicken. 314 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,004 TV dinner, or you cook it? 315 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,573 No, I didn't. Now, listen to me. 316 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,908 Mmm! Our fiancée's a good cook. 317 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,477 My fiancée didn't cook it. 318 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,846 Oh, you got a gal that cooks for you, huh? 319 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,848 I thought guys only played around 320 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,784 after they got married. 321 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,786 Listen to me, I don't play around. 322 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,388 Want some? No, thank you. 323 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,023 That chicken was kicked by an elderly cleaning lady 324 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,725 who comes in here every week. 325 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,327 ( Doorbell rings ) Oh, crumb! Who's that? 326 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,995 What are you scared of? 327 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,530 I'm scared-- I'm afeared-- 328 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,899 I mean, I'm afraid of anybody finding me like this 329 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,201 with an attractive girl like you. 330 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,403 You think I'm attractive, huh? 331 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,371 Miss Smith, would you mind getting out of here? 332 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,807 Listen, if that's the elderly cleaning lady, 333 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,542 tell her I like beef stroganoff. 334 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,278 We never get that at the delinquent factory. Ha! 335 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,683 Here, brucie baby! 336 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,485 Oh, god! 337 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,454 Oh! Just like my old lady. 338 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,022 You'd make a good pair. 339 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,125 You both hate kids. 340 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,227 I don't hate anybody. Now, hide in my bedroom. 341 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,095 And where are you gonna sleep? 342 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,097 Young lady, I happen to have a reputation. 343 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,366 Ha! At this rate, you're gonna keep it. 344 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,436 Can you keep quiet? All right, legs. 345 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,306 ( Laughs ) 346 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,810 ( Doorbell ringing ) 347 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,315 Coming, coming. 348 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,186 ( Doorbell ringing ) 349 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,295 Coming. 350 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,167 Mmm. Hiya, beautiful. 351 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,836 ( Humming ) 352 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,806 What's all the racket about? 353 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,141 Having a party? 354 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,942 No, no. 355 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,311 No, I'm all alone. 356 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,112 Ooh, not anymore! 357 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:37,016 I brought a few goodies. Mmm! 358 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,786 Baked them in my own little oven! 359 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,321 Just for you. 360 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,423 Excuse me, you must have the wrong house. 361 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,726 Oh, don't you worry about a thing. 362 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,696 ** a little mood music. 363 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,198 Got a little... 364 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,665 ( Humming 365 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,201 mmm, mmm, mmm. 366 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,068 Mmm! 367 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,704 Some mood smell. 368 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:01,508 And...romantic candlelight. 369 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,843 Ooh! 370 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,745 There we go. 371 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:09,316 And I picked these myself. Mmm! 372 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,818 Please, you must have lost your way. 373 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,953 Ooh! My specialty. 374 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,223 Mmm. 375 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,658 One of them, anyway. 376 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:19,392 ( Squeals ) 377 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:22,529 Now, here we go. 378 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,830 Oh, dear. 379 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:28,735 Ooh! Martini time! 380 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,403 ( Squealing ) 381 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,207 Oh, dear. Are you in one of my classes? 382 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:37,610 Me? I'm too dumb for college. 383 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,213 You--you can call me Gladys. 384 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:43,149 Now, sit down and tell me 385 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:47,520 how you got that-- ooh, that cute gray in your temples. Hmm? 386 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,921 It must be white by now. 387 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,457 Look, miss-- uh, Gladys-- 388 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,758 Mike: Stay there, Jessie. 389 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,092 Call me when Gladys gets here. 390 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,594 I'm just going for a drink. 391 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,162 Is junior coming here? 392 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,265 Are you his Gladys? 393 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,467 Well...he thinks so. 394 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,502 Um, where am I gonna hide? 395 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,304 Oh, he has a vicious temper! 396 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,205 Oh! What are you doing? 397 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,741 Oh, what are you-- you're ruining-- 398 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,643 oh! Oh! 399 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:11,844 ( Shouting ) 400 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,583 Mom, did you make a boo-boo. 401 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,950 Hide in the clothes cupboard. 402 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,787 In the who? In the closet! 403 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,422 I can't get in here. 404 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,758 Your clothes are too fat. Ha ha! 405 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,794 Hide in the bathroom, the bathroom. 406 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,462 ( Muttering ) 407 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,733 Bathroom? Ohh. 408 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,704 ( Clatter ) 409 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,847 ( Sighs ) 410 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,684 Oh! Hello, Michael. 411 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:52,952 I need a drink. 412 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,754 Please, help yourself. 413 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,889 I've got to finish dressing. I'm late for dinner. 414 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,225 Me, too. Gladys promised to bring some food over. 415 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,827 Hasn't shown up yet. 416 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,496 How about that? Hmm. 417 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,367 Gladys? Gladys? 418 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,742 Who's this? Never mind. 419 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,077 Is this the woman you're going to marry? Shh! 420 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,879 I hear you're just stringing the gal along 421 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,414 to get free rent. 422 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,915 ( Whispers ) Quiet, please. 423 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,318 Hey, professor? I just remembered something. 424 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,119 Michael, just a minute! Just a minute! 425 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,721 I'm changing! 426 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,523 Oh! Oh! 427 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,361 What are you doing? 428 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,366 Under the bed. Under the bed? 429 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,568 Nobody ever asked me to do that before. 430 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:42,735 Can I come in a second? 431 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,371 Just a minute, just a minute! 432 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,411 Okay, Michael--oh! 433 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,945 Uhh! Mmm! 434 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,783 Come on. 435 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,456 What's the matter, professor? 436 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,891 Don't you like me anymore? 437 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,493 No, that isn't it. Sorry, Michael. 438 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,327 A little jittery. What do you want? 439 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,463 The laundry-- it was cluttered. 440 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,831 ( Telephone ringing ) I was just wondering if I could borrow-- 441 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,000 borrow anything you like. Sorry. 442 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,968 ( Thud ) 443 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,804 Hello? 444 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,473 Professor Patterson? Did you forget? 445 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,174 Oh, no, no, Dr. Bowman. 446 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:23,643 The dinner party? 447 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,878 I'm so sorry. I've been detained. 448 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,380 Detained? 449 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:30,450 Your dry Martini is liable to get damp. 450 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:33,152 Ha ha! Dry marti-- what's detaining you? 451 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,221 Oh, um-- 452 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,924 oh, a most interesting dinosaur bone 453 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,393 I dug up in a most unexpected place. 454 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,795 Really? Where did you find it? 455 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,731 Oh. Heh. That would be telling-- 456 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,165 ( clatter ) Michael! 457 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,434 What?! 458 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:48,801 Boy, are you edgy. 459 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,470 I told you the laundry was closed. 460 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:51,638 I want to borrow a shirt. 461 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:52,839 Shirt? Of course. 462 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,010 Boy, that was fast. 463 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,079 ( Doorbell rings ) Someone's ringing on my doorknob. 464 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,114 I mean, somebody's knocking on my doorbell. 465 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,516 Michael, go and see who it is, will you? 466 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,051 Yeah. Please. 467 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,486 Wait-- 468 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:14,260 Dr. Bowman? Yes, professor Patterson? 469 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,528 I'll be with you in a half an hour. 470 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,630 All right, professor. 471 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,100 A dinosaur-- 472 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,669 a dino-- 473 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,437 he's found a dinosaur bone! 474 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,138 Gladys? 475 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,140 Gladys! Hello there! 476 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,980 Is he gone, beautiful? 477 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,048 No, but you are-- out the window. 478 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,952 ( Grunting ) 479 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,489 Oh! 480 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,691 Professor, there's a Bobby out here 481 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:45,224 that wants to talk to you about some kind of-- 482 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,526 oh! 483 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:50,797 Come on. 484 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,632 ( Squeals ) 485 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,501 Professor, I just want to tell you-- 486 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:55,802 ( grunts ) 487 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,909 Thank you. Thank you. 488 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:18,390 I said there's a Bobby out here. 489 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:20,359 Bobby who? 490 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,261 Police? 491 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:25,231 ( Stammers ) 492 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:28,234 You're not edgy. You're over the edge. 493 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,669 Yes. 494 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,542 Yes, officer? 495 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:36,709 You live here? 496 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,645 Yes, at night. 497 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:41,313 Heh! I'm so sorry. Of course. 498 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:44,116 Bruce Patterson-- professor Bruce Patterson. 499 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,418 I see. You called about a wayward girl. 500 00:24:46,452 --> 00:24:48,588 Yes. A wayward girl? 501 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,422 Oh, no. Oh, no, no. 502 00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:51,791 Somebody called from this number, 503 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:52,892 and they canceled the call. 504 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,326 Are you sure it wasn't you? 505 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,963 Oh, no, no. Michael... 506 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,731 Have you been using the telephone? 507 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,366 I don't get rid of wayward girls-- I collect 'em. 508 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:01,868 ( Laughs ) I see. 509 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,502 I, sir, am only a wayward customer 510 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:04,871 of this quaint old pub. 511 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:06,472 He's a near neighbor of mine. 512 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,541 Actually, he's right next door, as a matter of fact. 513 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,209 I see. You mind if I look around? 514 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:11,678 Oh, please do. 515 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,479 Ah-ah-ah! You got a search warrant? 516 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,214 Do I have a what? 517 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,249 A search warrant. See, the law clearly states-- 518 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:18,785 Mike, Mike, Mike. 519 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,820 See, he's studying law. 520 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,722 By all manner and means, do look around-- 521 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,991 in here, in the kitchen. 522 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:28,494 Heh. Excuse me. I'll finish dressing. 523 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,597 Well, a jacket-- a dinner jacket. 524 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,699 I'm going out to dinner with some friends, 525 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,601 and I was almost ready to go. 526 00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:36,769 Excuse me, thank you. 527 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,873 Lawyer? 528 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:46,212 Gladys? Hello there! 529 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:48,380 Oh! Oh! 530 00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:50,650 Gladys! Hello there! 531 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,254 Gladys? Gladys? Are you there? 532 00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:56,488 Are you there? 533 00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:57,957 Come on, come on. 534 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,593 Oh, I was just having some fun. 535 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:03,963 Whoo! See how much fun we can have together? 536 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:05,331 ( Laughs ) 537 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,803 Who does he think he's kidding? 538 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:18,611 You're so wonderful, not cheating on a friend. 539 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,246 I can't wait till you two become enemies. 540 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:21,748 Mmm! 541 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:23,349 Thank you. 542 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,626 Well, hello there. Eloping? 543 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:36,462 Oh, yeah. I got a midget in here. 544 00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:38,364 Come on, wayward. 545 00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:40,099 Get out of here before that policeman finds you. 546 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,902 Did that cleaning lady bring my beef stroganoff? 547 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,036 I've never seen her before 548 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:45,504 and, with a little luck, 549 00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:46,639 I'll never see her again, or you. 550 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:47,840 Come on. 551 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:51,543 Buy yourself some food. 552 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:52,879 Hey, is this for real? 553 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:54,847 Hey, are you for real? 554 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:57,616 Hey, I'll tell the gang never to Rob this house, all right? 555 00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:59,251 Hey, you're an ace. 556 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:00,653 ( Grunting ) 557 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:02,288 Thanks for the loot, pal! 558 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:03,723 Whoo! 559 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,529 Mm! Gladys! 560 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,064 Hi, junior. 561 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:13,833 This the wayward girl you called about? 562 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:16,102 No, no-- hey, my wayward girl. 563 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,637 Then what was she doing outside his back window? 564 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:20,206 His back window? My back window? 565 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:21,941 Your back window. I got the feeling 566 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,710 she just climbed out of that window. 567 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,845 Professor, what's going on here? 568 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:29,248 Gladys: Was just coming over to keep our date. 569 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:32,151 Uh, is this professor Patterson? 570 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:35,587 Uh, no. You said you were going to introduce US. 571 00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:38,090 Professor Patterson, Gladys schmidlapp. 572 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,626 Schmidlapp. How are you, professor? 573 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,428 ( Laughs ) 574 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,430 They make a charming couple, yes? 575 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,067 ( Sighs ) 576 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,769 Lovely night, isn't it? 577 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:53,372 You ever seen once of these before? 578 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:54,874 It's something, isn't it? 579 00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:57,309 It's a dinosaur-- the shin bone. 580 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,578 Which reminds me of the story of the dinosaur-- 581 00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:02,214 the three dinosaurs-- I don't know if you know. 582 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,550 They were called foot-foot-foot, foot-foot and foot. 583 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,786 And one day, foot-foot-foot and foot-foot and foot were playing, 584 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,721 and foot said to foot-foot, "foot-foot, 585 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:10,156 I'm not feeling very well." 586 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,858 And foot-foot said to foot-foot-foot, 587 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,026 "foot-foot-foot, did you hear? 588 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:15,327 Foot isn't feeling very well." 589 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,030 Well, to cut a long story short, foot died, 590 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:20,032 and seven weeks later-- or it might've been one-- 591 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:22,268 I don't think it matters very much to the story at all-- 592 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,903 foot-foot-foot and foot-foot were playing, 593 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:25,537 and foot-foot said to foot-foot-foot, 594 00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:27,006 "foot-foot-- foot-foot-foot-- 595 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:28,607 I'm not feeling very well." 596 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,910 And foot-foot-foot said, "I do hope you'll recover, 597 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,845 because we've got one foot in the grave already." 598 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,781 ( Laughs nervously ) 599 00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,059 ( Sighs ) 600 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,763 Did you notice how nervous 601 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,531 professor Patterson was all evening? 602 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,133 Yeah. 603 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:57,103 Like a dinosaur on a hot tin roof. 604 00:28:57,136 --> 00:29:00,139 Yeah. I couldn't get a thing out of him. 605 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:03,943 But that man never goes below the paleolithic age. 606 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:07,346 Where did he find that dinosaur bone? 607 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:10,983 Hmm. You don't suppose that englishman 608 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:13,886 discovered it here in California-- in Santa Monica?! 609 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,022 Literally in my own backyard?! 610 00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:18,524 I'm glad he found it. 611 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,793 Our disposal couldn't handle it. 612 00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:24,296 Where did he find-- oh! Ow! 613 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,532 ** 614 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:42,514 "Dear professor, 615 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,716 "thanks for the loan. 616 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,785 "I never take money from strangers 617 00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:48,821 unless I steal it." 618 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,589 Hmm! 619 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,993 "P.s.: Don't worry, I've found a place to sleep." 620 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:19,285 ( Ringing ) 621 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,558 Hello? 622 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:29,461 Oh, Paul. How are you? 623 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:33,332 Oh, lunch? 624 00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:36,702 I'm afraid I can't. I've got to go to a showing. 625 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:42,108 Libby? No, she's in school. 626 00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:44,376 Later? 627 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,545 Well... 628 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:50,216 Yes. I'll be there. 629 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,951 Okay. 630 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,486 Au revoir. 631 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,356 ** 632 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,501 Helen! Mon cheri! 633 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,603 Oh, Paul! 634 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:14,073 How good it is to see you! 635 00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,808 Hurry, I have a surprise for you! 636 00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:21,613 Yeah. I have a surprise for you, too. 637 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,987 Ohh. Ha ha! Every time I climb those stairs, 638 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,655 they get higher. 639 00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:33,492 Mon cheri, you look lovelier than ever. 640 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:35,594 You're a charming and a lying friend. 641 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:37,496 Oh, no, no, I mean it. 642 00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:41,600 Now, we both have surprises. 643 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,569 Hmm. Which one first? 644 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:44,836 Yours. 645 00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:46,105 All right. 646 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,283 Oh, Paul, it's lovely. 647 00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:58,350 Lovely? 648 00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:01,353 Oh, not my work-- my models. 649 00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:03,189 It's yours. 650 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:04,856 A gift from the artist 651 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:08,160 who adores both-- mother and daughter. 652 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:13,132 Why did it have to happen this way? 653 00:32:17,803 --> 00:32:19,571 ** 654 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:26,712 ( ringing ) 655 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:10,656 Wow. What happened? The professor cooking breakfast? 656 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:12,358 We eat, sweetheart. 657 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:15,327 Hey, teach? 658 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,490 ( Napping ) Over here, teach. 659 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,427 Morning! Ha! 660 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,829 Hey, what's that you're wearing? 661 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,999 Morning. 662 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:57,869 Merely a device for keeping the sea mist out of my hair. 663 00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:00,639 Why are you sacking out here? 664 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:03,575 'Cause someone was sacking in my bed. 665 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:06,312 But there's a big couch in there. 666 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,447 This way, miss Smith, 667 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,917 nobody could say we slept under the same roof. 668 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:14,586 Oh. Anyway, I made you some chow. 669 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,088 ( Yawns ) 670 00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:17,456 Mike: Come on, Jess-- we eat! 671 00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:18,657 Crumbs! 672 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:21,527 Come on. 673 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:26,432 Be quiet! He mustn't know you're here. 674 00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:33,139 ( Indistinct chatter ) 675 00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:35,274 Hey, professor! 676 00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:44,916 Hey, professor! Michael? 677 00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:49,087 Run down to the store. I'm out of, uh, milk. 678 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:51,690 Milk? Yeah, milk! Milk! 679 00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:55,361 Yeah, get me, uh, a couple of quarts! 680 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:58,497 You know, those big quarts-- the large size. 681 00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,899 Hope you know what you're doing. 682 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,934 Oh, dear. 683 00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:05,637 Please get dressed and go before he comes back. 684 00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:07,506 Who is that jerk, anyway? 685 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,608 Hmm, jerk? He's a very nice fellow. 686 00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:11,177 He's temporarily out of funds. 687 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:12,544 He lives in the trailer in the front. 688 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:13,912 He was here when I rented the place. 689 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,881 A boarder, eh? 690 00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:18,016 I like him, and he respects me. 691 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,418 You're kidding. 692 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,420 Well, i-- I have no intention 693 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,855 of disillusioning him, so please go. 694 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:25,591 I didn't know how you liked your eggs, 695 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,126 so I made you three one-minute eggs, 696 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,861 two two-minute eggs, 697 00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:31,697 and one three-minute egg. 698 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:34,933 And fried, scrambled and poached! 699 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,468 What'll it be, teach? 700 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:39,171 No, no, thanks. I'm too nervous to eat. 701 00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,706 I'm gonna get awful fat living here. 702 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:42,073 Living here? 703 00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:43,342 Well, I slept here. 704 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,576 I slept out there! 705 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,745 Who's gonna believe you?! 706 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:48,914 Listen, this is a good hideout, ace, 707 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:51,650 and I'm shacking up till the heat's over! 708 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,852 So relax, brucie baby! 709 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:57,756 That sweet, adorable child of yours. 710 00:35:57,789 --> 00:36:00,892 Any man would be happy to be her father. 711 00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:03,195 What's wrong with him? 712 00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:05,397 There's nothing wrong with Bruce. 713 00:36:05,431 --> 00:36:08,234 It's all my fault. 714 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:11,069 See, I just... 715 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:13,839 Didn't get around to telling him that I'd already been married, 716 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:16,408 so it was pretty hard to bring up a 17-year-old daughter. 717 00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:19,211 An archeologist. 718 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:20,546 Mm. 719 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,750 Where'd you meet him, in a cave? 720 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,952 Not really. I rented him my beach house. 721 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:31,423 And where was Libby? 722 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,926 Away at school. 723 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,095 Well, you must tell him about Libby. 724 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:39,531 Oh, I intend to. 725 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,102 Of course, it may scare him away. 726 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:45,904 I may lose him. 727 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,839 ** 728 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:56,415 ( Engine revving ) 729 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,429 ( Tires screech ) 730 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,703 ( Humming ) 731 00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:23,108 ( Ringing ) 732 00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:25,344 Yeah, hello there? 733 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:28,314 Oh, it's you, junior. 734 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:31,082 Well, junior would just like to tell Gladys 735 00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:34,019 that she forgot something in the englishman's bedroom last night. 736 00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:37,789 What are you-- what are you talking about? 737 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:40,726 Then the cop was right-- you were in his bedroom last night. 738 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,529 All right. Suppose the cop was right. 739 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:45,631 You don't own me, junior. 740 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,999 That's all I wanted to know. 741 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,468 ( Click ) Ohh! 742 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,841 Heh. 743 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:58,344 ( Humming ) 744 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,515 Whoops! 745 00:38:05,351 --> 00:38:08,654 ( Shivering ) Mmmmm! 746 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:10,021 Ooh. 747 00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:14,393 ( Humming ) 748 00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:24,903 Hiya, ace! 749 00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:28,340 I say--i would like some privacy while I'm dressing. 750 00:38:28,374 --> 00:38:30,709 I knew you were dressed. I already peeked through the keyhole. 751 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:33,812 Ah, they're still wet. Never get drip-dry. 752 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,213 Do you mean to tell me that you left those things 753 00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,615 in full view of everyone? 754 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,284 Yeah! Oh, what's the use? 755 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,086 Hey, where you goin'? 756 00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:43,389 Miss Smith, I cannot forcibly evict you, 757 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:45,824 because doubtless you would accuse me of manhandling you. 758 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:47,493 Yeah, I figured it pretty good. 759 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,294 The papers are full of lecherous men 760 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,962 and innocent little girls. 761 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:54,232 Precisely. In the language of your world, 762 00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:56,635 I'm up the diabolical creek. 763 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,471 Hey, now, wait-- it ain't that bad. 764 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,373 I tell you what I'll do-- 765 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:03,008 if it gets too dew-droppy out there, 766 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,910 I'll give you my bed, and take the couch, okay? 767 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:07,245 I'll tell you what I'll do. 768 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,080 Miss Smith, you can have the whole place to yourself. 769 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,619 What do you mean, eh? 770 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:15,454 I mean that i'm going to an hotel 771 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:16,822 where I shall have proof 772 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,357 that I have not been consorting with you. 773 00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:21,693 Good day, miss Smith. 774 00:39:25,431 --> 00:39:28,434 Oh, boy, did I underestimate you! 775 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,536 You and your sanctimonious yak-yak about love and marriage, 776 00:39:30,569 --> 00:39:32,804 and all this time you're playing around with my Gladys! 777 00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:35,240 Gladys? Michael, don't be so absurd. 778 00:39:35,273 --> 00:39:36,475 Absurd, huh? All right. 779 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,577 Blighty, explain these. 780 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,697 Exhibit a. Exhibit b. 781 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:01,132 These, your honor, are the property 782 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,901 of one Gladys schmidlapp. 783 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,571 The prosecution rests its case. 784 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:08,406 Here, look, Michael. 785 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,409 Your honor, may I suggest 786 00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:13,512 that the prosecutor gets himself glasses? 787 00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:15,246 For heaven's sake, Michael. 788 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,982 Gladys couldn't get into that. 789 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:18,650 And is this Gladys'? 790 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:27,358 Uh... 791 00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:29,160 Couldn't be Gladys'. 792 00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:32,163 It, uh-- it's padded, too. 793 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:34,500 Where do you get off?! 794 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:36,602 The nerve! 795 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:38,136 Padded! Little dab of cotton, 796 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:39,705 and you call it padded. 797 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,206 Who's the small one with the big mouth? 798 00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:42,608 Michael, I know you're not going to believe this, 799 00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:44,342 but I don't know who she is. 800 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,811 She broke in here last night. 801 00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:47,713 She slept in my bed last night, 802 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:49,347 without my permission, of course. 803 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,183 She says she escaped from a reformatory for delinquents, 804 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,785 where they beat her, 805 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,453 and she's got the black and blue marks to prove it. 806 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,723 Look, miss Smith, please-- 807 00:40:57,756 --> 00:40:59,457 this is the name she gave-- 808 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:00,458 miss Smith, for the last time, 809 00:41:00,492 --> 00:41:02,027 in front of a witness, 810 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:03,962 will you please put on your clothes and go? 811 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:06,565 With a damp bra? You want me to get a chest cold or something? 812 00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:08,500 Or pneumonia. Maybe even double pneumonia. 813 00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:09,868 Funny. Good-bye, Michael. 814 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:11,436 I'm going to an hotel. 815 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,738 Just a minute! Hey! 816 00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:14,072 Who do you think you're groping? 817 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,674 I intend to find out-- I'm his lawyer. 818 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:17,475 You, a lawyer? A! 819 00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:19,578 Quite right. Michael is studying law. 820 00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:20,579 You're my first client? 821 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,549 Now... 822 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:24,950 What's your name? 823 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,418 Why don't you go get another drink? 824 00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:28,820 You're nutty. 825 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:32,423 Hey, small stuff, 826 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:33,925 you're alone here with two grown men. 827 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,895 Anything can happen, so answer the question. 828 00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:38,597 All right. All right. 829 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,834 All right. What's your name? Libby Smith. 830 00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:44,069 What'd you get sent up for? Stealing. 831 00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:45,671 And they beat you? I got the bruises. 832 00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:47,372 I'd like to see 'em. Michael! 833 00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:49,240 Well, as your lawyer, 834 00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:50,842 I feel I should be able to view the evidence. 835 00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:52,343 However, if you don't want to see her bruises-- 836 00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:53,579 I do not. 837 00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:56,948 All right, so you got sent up for stealing. 838 00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:58,516 For stealing what? We stole cars. 839 00:41:58,550 --> 00:41:59,851 Who's "we"? The gang. 840 00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:01,519 How'd you get into the gang? I met a guy! 841 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:03,589 And then what? He introduced me to the rest of the gang. 842 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:05,724 And you started stealing? We call it "borrowing." 843 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:07,292 And then you started ducking the police? Yeah. 844 00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:09,628 And the professor here-- he's your patsy? Yeah. 845 00:42:09,661 --> 00:42:12,130 And if he throws you out, you'll open your big mouth and say you spent the night. 846 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:13,498 That's it, Clarence. 847 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,365 Professor, unpack your bags. 848 00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:15,567 You're not going anywhere. 849 00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:18,136 Clarence-- I mean, Michael-- 850 00:42:18,169 --> 00:42:20,706 for one moment, I thought you had the makings-- 851 00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:22,540 professor, I said to unpack your bags. 852 00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:24,275 Now, miss, uh-- Smith. 853 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,878 Yeah, Smith. You couldn't have spent the night here. 854 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,880 Prove it. I can, because I didn't see you here. 855 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:31,149 How could you see me when I was in his bed? 856 00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:32,951 Because I was in bed with him. 857 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:34,753 You-- 858 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:35,854 the professor was having one of his nightmares. 859 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,488 I was here giving him hot milk. 860 00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:40,091 So you couldn't have been alone with him. 861 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,227 I am his witness. 862 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,296 That's a lyin' lie! 863 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,699 Now you prove it. 864 00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:49,534 Well, I got a witness says... 865 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,770 Your girl Gladys-- 866 00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:54,105 she was under his bed last night! 867 00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:56,708 Gladys? Under a bed? 868 00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:58,276 ( Both laughing ) 869 00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:00,578 Oh, ridiculous. 870 00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:03,214 No, no, you're not gonna cause trouble between US allies. 871 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:04,850 Mm, that's right-- US allies. Yes. 872 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:07,786 Good-bye, Libby Smith. 873 00:43:12,624 --> 00:43:15,661 Well, professor, you'd better pop off to class. 874 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,028 You're gonna be late, you know. 875 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:19,597 I'll stay here, wait till she goes, 876 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:21,366 lock up and all that. 877 00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:23,268 Thank you, Michael. You know, you really do have the makings 878 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:24,836 of a very good barrister. 879 00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:32,143 With me gone, who'll be your witness? 880 00:43:32,177 --> 00:43:35,280 Oh, professor! 881 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:38,216 She's...just a kid. 882 00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:40,719 Exactly. I'll drop you off at your class. 883 00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:43,354 Oh, but--but-- 884 00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:47,325 oh, good morning, professor Patterson. 885 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,960 Professor bowman. 886 00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:51,196 A neighbor of mine-- Michael pulaski. 887 00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:54,833 Oh, how do you do, sir? Hello. 888 00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:56,868 Well, how did you sleep last night, professor? 889 00:43:56,902 --> 00:43:58,837 Fine. Fine? 890 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,839 I thought you might've been up all night, 891 00:44:00,872 --> 00:44:03,341 looking for the rest of your dinosaur. 892 00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:05,210 ( Laughs ) Hardly. 893 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,377 It's like--oh! 894 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:08,046 Nice to meet you, pulaski. 895 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:10,281 I'll be seeing you again, professor. 896 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:11,750 Bye, professor. 897 00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:15,854 Got it! Got what? 898 00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:17,655 You and bowman are after the same thing, right? 899 00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:19,424 The university Grant? Yes. 900 00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:20,726 And if you get in trouble, then he's got the Grant for sure. 901 00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:22,260 Trouble? 902 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:24,229 Yeah, sort of like a scandal. Like a teenager. 903 00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:26,231 Oh, but, Michael, the professor and I 904 00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:27,866 are in friendly competition. 905 00:44:27,899 --> 00:44:29,868 Just remember-- that kid is in your house 906 00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:31,069 with that old bone that he's so interested in. 907 00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:33,104 I flatly refuse to believe this. 908 00:44:33,138 --> 00:44:34,873 Why did she go there? Why did she pick your place? 909 00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:36,107 Why does she want to stay there? Ow, think. 910 00:44:36,141 --> 00:44:38,343 Mm-hmm. 911 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:41,479 He did press rather a lot of martinis on me last night. 912 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,214 Aha! See? 913 00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:44,883 Now, if you'd come home stiff and found that kid there, 914 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:47,352 who knows? You're English, but you're human. 915 00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:49,087 Thank you. 916 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,122 Michael, will you do me a favor? 917 00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:54,425 Will you drive straight back home? 918 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,327 Here's the key to the door. 919 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:06,471 Libby? 920 00:45:14,279 --> 00:45:15,814 Libby? 921 00:45:17,615 --> 00:45:20,151 ( Dog barks four times) 922 00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:23,354 Four barks? A ha! Gotta be jayne Mansfield. 923 00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:30,628 All right, Jess, where is she? 924 00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:33,098 ( Barking ) 925 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,201 Libby! 926 00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:44,009 Libby! 927 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:46,377 Boy, am I glad you're still here. I thought you'd gone. 928 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,046 I am gone. I'm out of the house. 929 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,747 You lied to get me out, too. 930 00:45:49,781 --> 00:45:51,082 But I had to. The professor's my buddy. 931 00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:52,918 But don't you worry-- no, I won't worry. 932 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:54,986 But listen--i talked him out of putting you out. 933 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:56,922 You can stay, see? 934 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:58,456 Yeah, why'd you do that? 935 00:45:58,489 --> 00:45:59,958 Because, honey, you're a-- 936 00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:01,526 the name's Libby. Sorry. Freudian slip. 937 00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:02,660 Now, come on. Sit down. 938 00:46:02,693 --> 00:46:03,728 Come on, come on, sit down. 939 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,496 Look, please, please-- 940 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:08,366 now, I'll tell you why. 941 00:46:08,399 --> 00:46:10,301 You escaped from a reformatory, right? 942 00:46:10,335 --> 00:46:12,037 Yeah, right. 943 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,372 Well, if you are innocent, 944 00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:15,907 you'll have to go back, 945 00:46:15,941 --> 00:46:19,010 and, uh, if I could prove 946 00:46:19,044 --> 00:46:20,711 that, um, they beat you, 947 00:46:20,745 --> 00:46:23,815 then, uh...We'd have ourselves a case. 948 00:46:23,849 --> 00:46:26,251 Wouldn't we? Simple as that. 949 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:30,488 Well, if you did keep me out of jail, 950 00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:32,657 I don't know how I'd ever repay you. 951 00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:36,227 Ohh! Even if you were rich, 952 00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:37,762 I wouldn't take any of your money. 953 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,865 No? No, no. 954 00:46:39,898 --> 00:46:42,067 Well, I'm just a kid. 955 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:43,134 Yeah. 956 00:46:46,838 --> 00:46:49,240 Well, all I could give you is... 957 00:46:49,274 --> 00:46:52,377 Some... Childish thing, 958 00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:54,045 like--like-- 959 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,730 Did he molest you, child? 960 00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:15,066 Not him. He's got a terrible overbite. 961 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,068 Huh? That's a relief. 962 00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:27,478 Once more. Let's be childish again. 963 00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:30,015 You are. 964 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:31,582 So was I childish to listen to you, 965 00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:33,284 to think that Dr. Bowman-- a scientist and gentleman-- 966 00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:35,753 would behave with such foolishness. 967 00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:37,255 Luckily, I just arrived in time 968 00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:38,990 before you could harm that child. 969 00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:40,391 Child? That's no child. 970 00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:42,460 That's a 40-year-old dwarf. 971 00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:44,295 It takes time to learn how to kiss like that. 972 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:46,031 I can't throw you off the property. 973 00:47:46,064 --> 00:47:47,432 Helen gave you a parking space 974 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,901 for that mobile sex wagon of yours. 975 00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:51,970 She also gave you free electricity and water, 976 00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:54,940 in exchange for which you were supposed to have done the chores. 977 00:47:54,973 --> 00:47:58,043 I've tried to emulate Helen's generosity by being kind to you, 978 00:47:58,076 --> 00:47:59,310 but in future, stay out of my house, 979 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:01,346 out of my bar and out of my way! 980 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:10,355 ** 981 00:48:43,888 --> 00:48:47,392 So I stole cars. I was the jag expert. 982 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,194 You know, those jags get a lot of loot 983 00:48:49,227 --> 00:48:50,628 from the used car dealers. 984 00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:52,130 Oh? Mm-hmm. 985 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:55,600 You know Sam beezlebub? 986 00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:58,136 Beezlebub? 987 00:48:58,169 --> 00:49:00,638 Yeah, the grinning irishman. He advertises on TV. 988 00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:03,741 Oh, no. I've only been here for five months, 989 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,511 so I haven't got round to your better programs. 990 00:49:06,544 --> 00:49:08,546 Oh, that's too bad. 991 00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:12,017 Beezlebub bought all the cars that I stole. 992 00:49:12,050 --> 00:49:13,784 ( Clatter ) 993 00:49:13,818 --> 00:49:15,520 Ah, here he comes-- 994 00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:17,655 the law student in for his toddy. 995 00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:19,224 Not anymore. 996 00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:21,059 What do you want, Michael? 997 00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:22,994 I've come to-- 998 00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:25,030 the bar's over there, bannister. 999 00:49:25,063 --> 00:49:26,564 Barrister. 1000 00:49:26,597 --> 00:49:29,267 All right, big deal. So you can spell. 1001 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,735 You're a lousy kisser, though. 1002 00:49:34,939 --> 00:49:37,175 What is it, Michael? 1003 00:49:39,444 --> 00:49:41,479 One thing you said before is right-- 1004 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:45,050 I did promise Helen I'd do the chores 1005 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,717 in exchange for a free parking space. 1006 00:49:46,751 --> 00:49:48,553 You mind if I begin? 1007 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:51,556 Well, Helen meant, uh, raking the leaves 1008 00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:54,392 and shooing the caterpillars out of the garden. 1009 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:57,628 You know perfectly well Mrs. O'Connor does the housework. 1010 00:49:57,662 --> 00:50:00,398 I know, but i'm emotionally insecure, going all out. 1011 00:50:00,431 --> 00:50:02,167 Libby and I are also going out. 1012 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,368 Going out where? 1013 00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:05,036 You'll see. 1014 00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:08,106 All right, well, I'm gonna get dressed. 1015 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,509 Mike: Come on, Jess. 1016 00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:17,982 That's a girl. 1017 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:21,719 Michael, i--I'm sorry I lost control of myself today. 1018 00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:23,788 It's okay, professor. 1019 00:50:23,821 --> 00:50:26,491 I really am sorry. It was most unbecoming of me. 1020 00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:30,561 When I, uh... Finish with the floors, 1021 00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:32,597 you want me to turn her bed down? 1022 00:50:32,630 --> 00:50:36,234 Hmm? Oh, uh, no, no. She's not coming back. 1023 00:50:38,636 --> 00:50:40,971 I'm taking her out for a bite to eat 1024 00:50:41,005 --> 00:50:43,108 and then to the sheriff's station. 1025 00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:51,349 There's nothing like a nutburger 1026 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:53,451 with chili sauce on it. 1027 00:50:53,484 --> 00:50:55,286 No, there isn't, is there? 1028 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,755 Glad you're enjoying it. 1029 00:50:57,788 --> 00:50:59,790 I like being with you. 1030 00:50:59,824 --> 00:51:02,693 I--i enjoy your company. 1031 00:51:05,863 --> 00:51:08,433 Hey, this is a crazy car. 1032 00:51:08,466 --> 00:51:10,601 I feel like I'm driving with no hands. 1033 00:51:10,635 --> 00:51:13,804 ( Chuckles ) 1034 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:17,408 I'm beginning to see why that woman you're marrying went for you. 1035 00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:18,976 I don't know why she did, 1036 00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:21,446 but I'm certainly glad she did. 1037 00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:25,350 Where are we going? 1038 00:51:25,383 --> 00:51:27,452 We'll be there any minute. 1039 00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:28,753 Dancing! 1040 00:51:28,786 --> 00:51:32,056 Uh...not exactly, no. 1041 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:35,193 Mmm. I love surprises. 1042 00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:37,195 ( Laughs ) 1043 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,171 Sheriff's station? Mm-hmm. 1044 00:51:54,011 --> 00:51:56,147 You want me to go in there? 1045 00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:57,582 You must. 1046 00:52:00,151 --> 00:52:02,987 Well, it--it was a good nutburger 1047 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:04,889 with chili sauce on it. 1048 00:52:07,725 --> 00:52:10,828 I thought you enjoyed my company. 1049 00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:13,598 Please don't make it more difficult. 1050 00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,568 Don't worry, I won't involve you. 1051 00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:18,969 Of course you won't. You're far too-- 1052 00:52:19,003 --> 00:52:20,371 may I kiss you? 1053 00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,478 Daddy. 1054 00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:45,496 Yes, miss? 1055 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:49,267 Do you know when the next bus leaves for Berkeley? 1056 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:50,668 In about an hour. 1057 00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:53,938 Is there anything wrong? 1058 00:53:04,315 --> 00:53:07,285 Libby! Come here! 1059 00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:12,257 Come on. 1060 00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,492 What are you doing here? 1061 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:16,494 I knew you wouldn't turn yourself in. Yeah? 1062 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,662 I hate to see a kid out in the cold 1063 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,096 when I got a nice, warm trailer. 1064 00:53:19,129 --> 00:53:20,565 You think I'm 15 or something? 1065 00:53:20,598 --> 00:53:22,066 No. And it kills me to say this, 1066 00:53:22,099 --> 00:53:23,701 but I promise-- no passes. 1067 00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:25,303 And the professor-- he won't know you're there. 1068 00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:26,937 Where would you sleep? 1069 00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:28,205 I'll take Jess' bed. 1070 00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,475 Oh, come on. Honest. 1071 00:53:30,508 --> 00:53:32,877 Why would you want to do it? 1072 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:34,312 Because I'm a crazy, mixed-up kid. 1073 00:53:34,345 --> 00:53:35,946 True. True. 1074 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:37,315 Besides, Jess barked at you four times. 1075 00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:39,083 What does that mean? 1076 00:53:39,116 --> 00:53:40,818 She may never do it again. 1077 00:53:40,851 --> 00:53:42,853 I want to be sure. 1078 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:09,179 Libby:Echoing you said you enjoyed my company. 1079 00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:11,416 I do, I do. 1080 00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:12,950 You said you enjoyed my company. 1081 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:15,286 I do, I do. 1082 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,288 You said you enjoyed my company! 1083 00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:19,023 I do, I do. 1084 00:54:19,056 --> 00:54:20,925 You said you enjoyed my company! 1085 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:23,428 I do, I do. 1086 00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:26,063 Then why'd you send me back? 1087 00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:28,198 You could've made an honest woman out of me! 1088 00:54:28,232 --> 00:54:29,534 I had to. 1089 00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:32,136 They beat me here! 1090 00:54:32,169 --> 00:54:35,205 Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 1091 00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:40,277 (Screaming) 1092 00:54:40,311 --> 00:54:42,313 Did they hurt you, Libby? 1093 00:54:42,347 --> 00:54:44,582 Nah, I wore my rubber girdle. Hmm? 1094 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:47,718 I wore my rubber girdle! 1095 00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:50,388 Oh, good show. 1096 00:54:50,421 --> 00:54:52,490 ( Chuckling ) 1097 00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:54,559 I'm gonna get out of here! 1098 00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:58,295 Hmm? O, no. You mustn't, you mustn't. 1099 00:54:58,329 --> 00:55:00,898 I'm out already! 1100 00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:03,701 I'm not only gonna steal jaguars, 1101 00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:06,704 I'm gonna kill all jag drivers! 1102 00:55:06,737 --> 00:55:09,073 No, Libby, you mustn't! You mustn't! 1103 00:55:09,106 --> 00:55:10,541 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, get out. 1104 00:55:10,575 --> 00:55:13,143 No, no. Libby! 1105 00:55:13,177 --> 00:55:16,080 Okay, blubber. If it hadn't been for "legs", 1106 00:55:16,113 --> 00:55:18,048 you might've lived longer. 1107 00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:21,051 I say... Don't kill blubber. 1108 00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:27,057 Libby! Don't kill Mr. Blubber! 1109 00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:30,227 Libby! Don't kill blubber! 1110 00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:31,562 Libby! 1111 00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:34,899 Libby! Libby! 1112 00:55:34,932 --> 00:55:36,701 Don't kill blubber! 1113 00:55:36,734 --> 00:55:38,769 Libby, put that gun down! 1114 00:55:38,803 --> 00:55:40,871 No, stop! 1115 00:55:40,905 --> 00:55:42,873 Libby! Don't shoot blubber! 1116 00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:45,275 Bullets hurt! Don't shoot blubber! 1117 00:55:45,309 --> 00:55:47,011 Libby! 1118 00:55:47,044 --> 00:55:49,146 Libby... 1119 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,148 Libby... 1120 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,250 Hey. I'm... 1121 00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:55,520 Sorry I took you back to the reformatory. 1122 00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:57,822 Honest? Mm, I'm very sorry. 1123 00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,657 Well, that's all right, 'cause I didn't go. 1124 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:03,293 I'm still here. Hey, teach? Hey! 1125 00:56:03,327 --> 00:56:07,297 You didn't shoot that lovely Mr. Blubber, did you? 1126 00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:08,866 What? 1127 00:56:11,301 --> 00:56:13,538 You--you escaped with your-- 1128 00:56:13,571 --> 00:56:16,173 with your, um, rubber girdle. 1129 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:18,409 Girdle? 1130 00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:20,110 Hey, you must've had a bad dream. 1131 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:23,481 What are you doing here? 1132 00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:25,450 You were screamin'. 1133 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:27,685 Hmm? Here were you? 1134 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,820 I was out sleeping in Mike's trailer. 1135 00:56:29,854 --> 00:56:31,422 Oh. Hmm? 1136 00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:33,157 You sure were screaming, professor. Yeah. 1137 00:56:33,190 --> 00:56:36,861 What were you doing in Michael's trailer? 1138 00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:40,097 Sleeping. But listen, I don't like his bed. 1139 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:41,766 It's too lumpy. 1140 00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:43,901 So I think I'll move back in and take the couch. 1141 00:56:43,934 --> 00:56:46,671 And if you have any bad dreams, 1142 00:56:46,704 --> 00:56:48,839 I'll make you some hot milk. 1143 00:56:48,873 --> 00:56:50,508 All righty? 1144 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:52,176 Come on, kid. 1145 00:56:53,611 --> 00:56:55,145 Nighty-nighty. 1146 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,026 Monsieur dukoff? 1147 00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:10,495 Just a moment, please. 1148 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,199 Yes? 1149 00:57:15,232 --> 00:57:17,635 We were able to get you on the next plane to New York. 1150 00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:18,969 Oh, thank you. 1151 00:57:19,003 --> 00:57:22,707 Flight 729. It leaves in one hour. 1152 00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:25,643 Thank you. Thank you very much! 1153 00:57:33,684 --> 00:57:35,953 ( Tires screech ) 1154 00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:37,421 Guess who?! 1155 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:38,889 ( Laughs ) 1156 00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:41,759 Mrs. Roberts... I'd never have known. 1157 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,662 I won't be Mrs. Roberts very long. 1158 00:57:44,695 --> 00:57:46,597 My husband and I have called it a day. 1159 00:57:46,631 --> 00:57:49,066 So my nights are free. 1160 00:57:49,099 --> 00:57:52,036 And Helen's away, so you nights are free! 1161 00:57:52,069 --> 00:57:54,438 I'm late for class. ( Honks ) 1162 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:55,439 ( Gasps ) 1163 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:56,841 Good-bye, Mrs. Roberts. 1164 00:58:01,879 --> 00:58:03,814 Radio announcer: And this is dick whittinghill, 1165 00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:05,850 inviting you back to our first-run second feature-- 1166 00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:07,985 the trial of Mabel Smith. 1167 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,087 Turn around, Jess. You're gonna like this. 1168 00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:17,494 Your name? Mabel Smith. 1169 00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:19,496 And you claim the reason you escaped from jail 1170 00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:20,898 was that you were beaten? 1171 00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:23,033 You want to see my bruises? 1172 00:58:23,067 --> 00:58:25,002 That won't be necessary. 1173 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:26,971 Why were you in jail in the first place? 1174 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,439 For stealing. For stealing what? 1175 00:58:29,473 --> 00:58:31,108 We stole cars. 1176 00:58:31,141 --> 00:58:33,177 "We"? Who's "we"? 1177 00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:35,212 The gang. 1178 00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:37,615 How did you get in the gang? 1179 00:58:37,648 --> 00:58:40,651 I...met a guy. 1180 00:58:40,685 --> 00:58:42,720 He introduced me to the rest of the gang. 1181 00:58:42,753 --> 00:58:44,822 He introduced me to the rest of the gang. 1182 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:46,523 And you started stealing? 1183 00:58:46,557 --> 00:58:49,059 We called it "borrowing". 1184 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:51,328 Well, we called it "borrowing". 1185 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:54,098 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1186 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:56,300 ** 1187 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:20,157 ( Clattering ) 1188 00:59:32,937 --> 00:59:35,039 ( Clatter continues ) 1189 01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:22,252 ( Whimpers ) 1190 01:01:10,234 --> 01:01:11,035 ( Thud ) 1191 01:01:43,667 --> 01:01:45,202 ( Snoring ) 1192 01:02:00,785 --> 01:02:02,686 ( Snoring ) 1193 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,089 ( Whistling ) 1194 01:02:25,442 --> 01:02:27,577 Oh, professor... 1195 01:02:27,611 --> 01:02:29,313 What are you doing? 1196 01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:32,282 Changing a tire, miss Turner. 1197 01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:34,084 Oh, I see. 1198 01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:36,887 And then you're gonna put on your spare tire. 1199 01:02:36,921 --> 01:02:38,722 That's right, miss Turner. 1200 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:41,425 How interesting. Hardly. 1201 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:46,196 I mean, it's interesting that you always carry two spare tires. 1202 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:49,599 Miss Turner, I only carry one spare tire, 1203 01:02:49,633 --> 01:02:51,268 like everybody else. 1204 01:02:51,301 --> 01:02:55,305 Well, then you're wasting your time, professor. 1205 01:02:55,339 --> 01:02:57,942 Miss Turner... 1206 01:02:57,975 --> 01:03:00,577 I don't wish to appear rude, 1207 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:03,747 but you would please leave me and my puncture alone? 1208 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,850 Okay, professor. 1209 01:03:05,883 --> 01:03:09,286 I'll leave you and your two punctures alone. 1210 01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:13,257 I wonder what she meant by that. 1211 01:03:24,234 --> 01:03:25,903 Crumbs! 1212 01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:43,287 Miss Turner. 1213 01:03:45,923 --> 01:03:47,557 ( Screeching ) 1214 01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:50,961 I dig-dig you! 1215 01:03:50,995 --> 01:03:52,429 Miss Turner, keep your eye on the road! 1216 01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:02,439 Miss Turner, are you out of your mind? 1217 01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:05,242 Professor, I can't sleep nights because of you! 1218 01:04:05,275 --> 01:04:07,277 Take pills, miss Turner! 1219 01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:10,447 Professor, kiss me! Kiss me or I'll scream! 1220 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,982 Go ahead, scream! 1221 01:04:12,016 --> 01:04:13,750 I can scream like Bette Davis! 1222 01:04:13,783 --> 01:04:15,785 No, no, no! 1223 01:04:15,819 --> 01:04:16,820 Don't scream like Bette Davis. 1224 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:18,355 Then kiss me! 1225 01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:19,623 Kiss me! 1226 01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:35,305 You missed a place! 1227 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:37,274 Do it where the lipstick is! 1228 01:04:37,307 --> 01:04:38,943 Please. 1229 01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:43,981 Why, professor... 1230 01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:46,483 Oh. Mrs. Roberts. 1231 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:49,219 Come in, sweets. It's drinky time. 1232 01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:50,921 No, thank you very much. I'm just leaving. 1233 01:04:50,955 --> 01:04:53,190 Leaving? You're not leaving. 1234 01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:56,460 I only took archeology to be near you. 1235 01:04:56,493 --> 01:04:58,328 Miss Turner-- one of my students. 1236 01:04:58,362 --> 01:05:00,864 You must be a good teacher. 1237 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:03,233 Oh, thank you. 1238 01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:06,536 Professor? 1239 01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:08,772 Professor! 1240 01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:12,076 Do you realize that i-- 1241 01:05:12,109 --> 01:05:14,744 I even let the air out of your tires 1242 01:05:14,778 --> 01:05:16,513 just to be near you?! 1243 01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:18,648 Thanks for the lift, miss Turner. 1244 01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:27,391 ** 1245 01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:17,674 Hi. 1246 01:06:17,707 --> 01:06:19,176 Hi. Where you been? 1247 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:20,910 Barrister school. 1248 01:06:20,944 --> 01:06:23,080 When can we talk... 1249 01:06:23,113 --> 01:06:24,581 Car borrower? 1250 01:06:27,384 --> 01:06:29,953 Hey, what's the patch for? You breaking out again? 1251 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,521 Come on, let's talk. You're not gonna catch anything here. 1252 01:06:31,555 --> 01:06:33,657 I know. 1253 01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,759 But I do keep trying. 1254 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,102 Oh! Hey, I got a big one! 1255 01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:47,637 Get it! Catch it! 1256 01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:48,938 Ohh! 1257 01:06:48,972 --> 01:06:50,707 Give me that! 1258 01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:52,809 Hold on to it, now! 1259 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:55,079 Hold on! Ohh! 1260 01:06:55,112 --> 01:06:57,381 Hold on, Mike! 1261 01:06:57,414 --> 01:06:59,283 Hey, come on, give it! It's my fish! 1262 01:06:59,316 --> 01:07:00,750 What do you mean? Who's pulling him in? 1263 01:07:00,784 --> 01:07:02,086 You got him?! I got him! 1264 01:07:02,119 --> 01:07:03,420 I got him! 1265 01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:04,721 You can't even hold on to the pole! 1266 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:07,091 Watch out! Aah! 1267 01:07:13,297 --> 01:07:16,533 Help! Can't swim! 1268 01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:19,503 ** 1269 01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:19,763 Libby! You're worse than Liz Turner! 1270 01:08:19,796 --> 01:08:21,165 He almost drowned. 1271 01:08:21,198 --> 01:08:22,532 What? 1272 01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:24,934 I'm giving him artificial... 1273 01:08:24,968 --> 01:08:26,336 Respiration. 1274 01:08:27,971 --> 01:08:29,673 Get a fire department. 1275 01:08:29,706 --> 01:08:31,441 Right. Yes. 1276 01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:48,258 You stinker! 1277 01:08:48,292 --> 01:08:50,327 Wait'll I tell the professor. 1278 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:52,362 What are you gonna tell him? You're Helen's daughter? 1279 01:08:54,164 --> 01:08:55,865 What are you talking about? 1280 01:08:55,899 --> 01:08:57,801 I should've noticed the resemblance right off. 1281 01:08:57,834 --> 01:08:59,636 You're beautiful, just like your mother. 1282 01:09:02,172 --> 01:09:05,275 And I'm nutty about you. 1283 01:09:05,309 --> 01:09:07,811 You're nutty, period. 1284 01:09:07,844 --> 01:09:10,079 Where'd you get the key to the attic? That door's always locked. 1285 01:09:10,113 --> 01:09:12,516 It wa you. 1286 01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:17,254 Please don't say anything. 1287 01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:21,791 Not for me, but... For my mother. 1288 01:09:24,628 --> 01:09:26,263 All right? 1289 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,566 It's a deal. 1290 01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:30,800 Thank you. 1291 01:09:35,705 --> 01:09:37,274 Lie down. 1292 01:09:39,075 --> 01:09:40,944 Thanks for saving my life. 1293 01:09:48,785 --> 01:09:49,953 What is this? 1294 01:09:53,457 --> 01:09:55,058 ( Siren wailing ) 1295 01:09:55,091 --> 01:09:56,626 The fire chaps are coming. 1296 01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:59,596 I'll sure be happy when the pulmotor gets here. 1297 01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:01,665 I could use it for myself. 1298 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,103 Come on, you chaps! 1299 01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:08,572 Okay, kids, we'll take over. 1300 01:10:25,255 --> 01:10:27,791 ( Muffled shouts ) 1301 01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:30,494 ( Laughs ) 1302 01:10:30,527 --> 01:10:32,962 ( Muffled shouts ) 1303 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,869 ( Shouting continues ) 1304 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:47,010 ** 1305 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,902 I wonder where it could be. 1306 01:12:52,936 --> 01:12:54,771 What are you looking for? 1307 01:12:54,804 --> 01:12:57,441 My bone-- it's missing. 1308 01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:59,776 Missing? Ow could that bone be missing? 1309 01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:01,811 I don't know. Somebody must've taken it. 1310 01:13:01,845 --> 01:13:03,480 It couldn't just walk away. 1311 01:13:03,513 --> 01:13:05,281 Why not? It's a leg bone. 1312 01:13:05,314 --> 01:13:07,451 Michael, that is a very important bone. 1313 01:13:07,484 --> 01:13:10,253 I want to show it to Dean crowley tomorrow. 1314 01:13:10,286 --> 01:13:12,889 ( Whines ) Michael... 1315 01:13:12,922 --> 01:13:14,724 Hmm? 1316 01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:17,326 You don't think that... 1317 01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:19,763 Jess took it? Ha! Come on, professor. 1318 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,831 Jess like you. She's not gonna take your old bone. 1319 01:13:21,865 --> 01:13:25,001 Are you, Jess? ( Whines ) 1320 01:13:29,305 --> 01:13:31,675 Jessica looks very guilty. 1321 01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:36,079 If she did take it, she would've left traces in the sand. 1322 01:13:36,112 --> 01:13:38,482 ** 1323 01:13:40,617 --> 01:13:42,018 there you are-- she d drag it away! 1324 01:13:58,067 --> 01:14:00,537 Well, come on, don't just stand there! 1325 01:14:05,174 --> 01:14:08,311 Hello, professor Patterson. 1326 01:14:08,344 --> 01:14:11,280 Oh, hello, miss pilkington. 1327 01:14:11,314 --> 01:14:12,782 Lovely day. Excuse me. 1328 01:14:21,324 --> 01:14:22,559 There he is! 1329 01:14:22,592 --> 01:14:24,193 Here we are! 1330 01:14:25,895 --> 01:14:27,631 Oh, professor, look... 1331 01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:29,999 Oh! E's digging like a dog! 1332 01:14:30,033 --> 01:14:31,935 Probably an English bull. 1333 01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:35,605 Here it is! 1334 01:14:35,639 --> 01:14:37,106 I knew it! I knew it! 1335 01:14:39,676 --> 01:14:41,845 ( Grunting ) 1336 01:14:41,878 --> 01:14:44,380 Look at the size of that bone! 1337 01:14:44,413 --> 01:14:46,482 Ooh! 1338 01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:48,585 ( Both chattering ) 1339 01:14:48,618 --> 01:14:50,453 No! Don't do that! 1340 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,622 ( Shouting ) 1341 01:14:52,656 --> 01:14:54,357 It's the shin bone of a dinosaur! 1342 01:14:54,390 --> 01:14:56,225 A beautiful specimen. 1343 01:14:56,259 --> 01:14:58,895 Relax, professor, you've got your old bone. 1344 01:14:58,928 --> 01:15:01,931 Michael, it isn't the bone. 1345 01:15:01,965 --> 01:15:04,634 I'm sorry, professor. So Liz Turner let the smog out of your tire. 1346 01:15:04,668 --> 01:15:06,169 Then what? 1347 01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,337 Out of my tires. 1348 01:15:08,371 --> 01:15:10,439 Sit down. Tell me all about it. 1349 01:15:10,473 --> 01:15:13,743 I'm so weary of it all. 1350 01:15:13,777 --> 01:15:16,580 Professor, you've got the kind of problem 1351 01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:18,414 that every American man would like to have. 1352 01:15:18,447 --> 01:15:20,416 Michael, it's no joking matter. 1353 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:22,418 These girls will drive me up the wall. 1354 01:15:22,451 --> 01:15:24,420 You can stop it if you want. 1355 01:15:24,453 --> 01:15:26,522 How? 1356 01:15:26,556 --> 01:15:29,492 Be aggressive. Chase them. 1357 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,595 They'll leave you alone. 1358 01:15:31,628 --> 01:15:34,430 Say that again. 1359 01:15:34,463 --> 01:15:37,734 Well, take me, for instance. 1360 01:15:37,767 --> 01:15:42,371 I run after girls, I come up empty. 1361 01:15:42,405 --> 01:15:45,308 I thought you were supposed to have success with the opposite sex. 1362 01:15:48,411 --> 01:15:50,947 To be perfectly honest with you, professor... 1363 01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:54,150 The only girls I get are the ones I promise to introduce to you. 1364 01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:56,986 Oh, Michael, you must be jesting. 1365 01:15:57,020 --> 01:16:00,690 It makes me sick to be so honest. 1366 01:16:00,724 --> 01:16:03,860 Well, take Gladys, for instance. 1367 01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:06,329 The only reason she brings me food and drink 1368 01:16:06,362 --> 01:16:08,798 is so I'll introduce her to you. 1369 01:16:08,832 --> 01:16:11,234 And Dolly-- remember Dolly? 1370 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:13,502 Wasn't she the one who hid in the back of my car? 1371 01:16:13,536 --> 01:16:17,240 No, Dolly's the one who pretended to faint in your bathtub. 1372 01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:20,844 Gracious, yes, how could I possibly forget her? 1373 01:16:20,877 --> 01:16:23,780 Bend down to pull her out and got all those bubbles in my eyes. 1374 01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:26,616 Yes, yes, hmm, hmm. 1375 01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:30,186 Be aggressive, chase them? Mm? 1376 01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:32,288 That's in, professor. 1377 01:16:32,321 --> 01:16:34,023 I couldn't do that. 1378 01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:36,793 It's against my basic character. 1379 01:16:36,826 --> 01:16:39,629 You could do it with a bit of stimulus. 1380 01:16:39,663 --> 01:16:41,197 Come. 1381 01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:47,370 Now, uh... You know the story 1382 01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:49,438 of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. 1383 01:16:49,472 --> 01:16:52,976 Of course I do. A classic tale of split-personality. 1384 01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:55,344 The schizophrenic Dr. Jekyll drinks the potion 1385 01:16:55,378 --> 01:16:57,380 and turns into the horrible Mr. Hyde. 1386 01:16:57,413 --> 01:16:59,582 That's right. 1387 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:01,718 A scotch... 1388 01:17:01,751 --> 01:17:04,120 And bourbon... 1389 01:17:07,023 --> 01:17:08,725 Potion. 1390 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,028 I know you don't drink... 1391 01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:14,864 But greetings, Mr. Hyde. 1392 01:17:18,067 --> 01:17:20,737 You really think this will make any difference? 1393 01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:22,839 Heh heh. It'll take time-- 1394 01:17:22,872 --> 01:17:24,741 a couple of seconds. 1395 01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:38,722 Will you bring in the bags, please? 1396 01:17:38,755 --> 01:17:40,323 Yes, lady. 1397 01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:41,925 Oh, hello, frank. 1398 01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:44,928 Oh, hello, miss bushmill. 1399 01:17:44,961 --> 01:17:47,096 So happy to see you home. 1400 01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:49,165 Thank you. It's good to be home. 1401 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,702 You don't feel anything? 1402 01:17:52,736 --> 01:17:54,570 Not a thing. 1403 01:17:54,603 --> 01:17:57,340 Don't particularly care for the taste of it, either. 1404 01:17:57,373 --> 01:17:59,442 Maybe I shouldn't have made it with scotch and bourbon. 1405 01:17:59,475 --> 01:18:00,944 I'll make this one with vodka. 1406 01:18:00,977 --> 01:18:02,578 There's no taste to vodka. 1407 01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:03,913 Look what it does for nikita. 1408 01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:17,493 Paul! Are you following me? 1409 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:19,628 Well, I thought perhaps I could be of some help... 1410 01:18:19,662 --> 01:18:22,565 In case things do not go as you wish. 1411 01:18:22,598 --> 01:18:25,368 Oh, Paul. You are a dear. 1412 01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:27,003 Thank you. 1413 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:28,704 I was just on the way to the beach. 1414 01:18:28,738 --> 01:18:30,406 To tell him of Libby? 1415 01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,075 Yes, I'm going to tell him about Libby. 1416 01:18:40,449 --> 01:18:42,318 ( Barking ) 1417 01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:56,766 Well, Jessie, honey, are you glad to see me? 1418 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,701 Oh! How are you, miss bushmill? 1419 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,269 Is Bruce around? 1420 01:19:00,303 --> 01:19:02,171 Um...he's still at the college. 1421 01:19:02,205 --> 01:19:05,574 Oh. Well, I didn't call him 1422 01:19:05,608 --> 01:19:07,844 because I wanted it to be a surprise. Yeah. 1423 01:19:10,013 --> 01:19:12,481 ( Laughing hysterically ) 1424 01:19:16,986 --> 01:19:20,223 ( Humming ) 1425 01:19:34,838 --> 01:19:37,573 ( Ringing ) 1426 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:39,843 Mm-hmm. 1427 01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:53,756 Guess who? 1428 01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:55,424 Splendid. 1429 01:19:59,896 --> 01:20:02,165 ( Humming ) 1430 01:20:06,669 --> 01:20:08,704 Professor... 1431 01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:11,774 I'm going to enroll in your classes. 1432 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:15,945 I dig that crazy homework you do. 1433 01:20:15,979 --> 01:20:19,548 Mm! With your pupils. 1434 01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:23,786 Heh! Gorgeous creature, you. 1435 01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:25,922 ( Sighs ) 1436 01:20:30,426 --> 01:20:33,429 Aah! Oh! Oh! 1437 01:20:35,264 --> 01:20:36,765 Uh-- 1438 01:20:36,799 --> 01:20:38,534 professor Patterson! 1439 01:20:38,567 --> 01:20:40,503 What's happened to you? 1440 01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:43,006 Aah! ( Laughing ) 1441 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:45,274 Well, that's Bruce and Mrs. Roberts! 1442 01:20:45,308 --> 01:20:47,710 ( Screaming ) 1443 01:20:47,743 --> 01:20:48,811 What's the matter with you?! 1444 01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:50,179 Because, uh-- 1445 01:20:54,317 --> 01:20:57,520 where are you, maid Marion? Ah! 1446 01:20:57,553 --> 01:21:00,689 ( Screaming ) 1447 01:21:00,723 --> 01:21:02,625 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1448 01:21:02,658 --> 01:21:05,461 That is Bruce-- without his trousers! 1449 01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:09,565 Mister? 1450 01:21:09,598 --> 01:21:12,768 Martini time! 1451 01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:14,203 Wait for daddy. 1452 01:21:15,972 --> 01:21:17,106 ( Muffled shouts ) 1453 01:21:23,812 --> 01:21:27,283 Ooh, professor, what cute shorts. 1454 01:21:27,316 --> 01:21:30,253 You going swimming? I'll join you. 1455 01:21:30,286 --> 01:21:33,556 Why waste time swimming, my little stuffed olive? 1456 01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:34,991 ( Laughing ) 1457 01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:37,493 Professor, what's wrong with you? 1458 01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:41,097 Nothing! Ha ha ha ha! 1459 01:21:41,130 --> 01:21:43,967 Tally ho! Not to mention... Ole! 1460 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,834 ( Screaming ) 1461 01:21:45,868 --> 01:21:47,470 Aha! 1462 01:21:47,503 --> 01:21:49,238 ( Tarzan yell ) 1463 01:21:51,707 --> 01:21:53,409 ( Screaming ) ( Laughing ) 1464 01:21:55,711 --> 01:21:57,680 Whoops! 1465 01:22:00,016 --> 01:22:01,951 Yah! 1466 01:22:01,985 --> 01:22:03,919 ( Screaming ) 1467 01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:06,755 ( Strings breaking ) 1468 01:22:06,789 --> 01:22:08,257 ( Screaming ) 1469 01:22:11,527 --> 01:22:14,130 Ah, there you are! 1470 01:22:14,163 --> 01:22:16,132 ( Indistinct chatter and laughter ) 1471 01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,507 Hello, professor Patterson. 1472 01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:27,510 Oh, miss pilkington! 1473 01:22:27,543 --> 01:22:29,745 Another lovely day. 1474 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:31,280 Oh, yes. 1475 01:22:33,882 --> 01:22:35,851 Tally ho! 1476 01:22:35,884 --> 01:22:37,286 ( Laughing ) 1477 01:22:44,593 --> 01:22:46,495 Miss bushmill, don't do that because-- 1478 01:22:46,529 --> 01:22:47,730 ohh! 1479 01:22:49,232 --> 01:22:50,633 Aha! 1480 01:22:50,666 --> 01:22:52,035 Aah! 1481 01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:56,305 ( Laughing ) 1482 01:22:56,339 --> 01:22:58,074 ( Screaming ) Yah! 1483 01:22:58,107 --> 01:22:59,742 ( Grunting ) 1484 01:23:13,756 --> 01:23:16,425 Ha ha! Lizzie Turner. 1485 01:23:16,459 --> 01:23:18,961 Oh, professor. 1486 01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:21,197 Aah! Hat are you doing? 1487 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:28,637 Huh! Mike! Mike? 1488 01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:33,342 ( Screaming ) 1489 01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:41,750 ( Sighs ) 1490 01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:45,388 Oh, Mike. 1491 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:49,958 ( Screaming ) 1492 01:23:49,992 --> 01:23:51,427 ( Yawns ) 1493 01:23:51,460 --> 01:23:53,096 Bye-bye! 1494 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,471 Mike, old boy! 1495 01:24:02,505 --> 01:24:04,840 It worked, just as you said! 1496 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:06,675 Yippee! 1497 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:19,788 Miss bushmill, let me explain. 1498 01:24:19,822 --> 01:24:21,023 I got him drunk. You see-- 1499 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:22,991 no, no, I don't see. 1500 01:24:23,025 --> 01:24:24,527 There he is-- 1501 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,829 the shy englishman I fell in love with. 1502 01:25:32,060 --> 01:25:34,062 While you were gone, the phone rang. 1503 01:25:34,096 --> 01:25:36,699 I answered it. Hmm? 1504 01:25:36,732 --> 01:25:39,268 It was Libby's school. 1505 01:25:39,302 --> 01:25:40,903 She has been missing for a week. 1506 01:25:40,936 --> 01:25:42,538 Missing?! 1507 01:25:42,571 --> 01:25:44,740 They said they tried to reach you. 1508 01:25:46,108 --> 01:25:47,843 Missing? 1509 01:25:47,876 --> 01:25:49,812 Where could she be? 1510 01:25:49,845 --> 01:25:51,547 Look! 1511 01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:53,782 Mother. 1512 01:25:55,518 --> 01:25:56,519 Libby! 1513 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:02,558 Libby! Mother? 1514 01:26:02,591 --> 01:26:04,693 Ha ha! 1515 01:26:04,727 --> 01:26:06,161 Mother. 1516 01:26:06,195 --> 01:26:08,264 Why did you run away? 1517 01:26:08,297 --> 01:26:09,698 I just heard you'd been missing. 1518 01:26:09,732 --> 01:26:10,933 Ohh. 1519 01:26:13,135 --> 01:26:16,038 Ooh, he scares me sitting there like that. 1520 01:26:16,071 --> 01:26:18,641 What are you whispering about? 1521 01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:20,943 He couldn't hear a cape canaveral blast-off. 1522 01:26:20,976 --> 01:26:24,179 I never saw anybody that stiff, not even my mother. 1523 01:26:24,213 --> 01:26:25,548 It's like he's dead. 1524 01:26:25,581 --> 01:26:27,783 Hey, easy on the curves, huh? 1525 01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:43,266 Uhh... 1526 01:26:49,238 --> 01:26:51,307 You all right, professor?! 1527 01:26:53,075 --> 01:26:55,177 Hang on, old boy! 1528 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:57,413 We're almost there! 1529 01:27:07,856 --> 01:27:11,427 There he goes... Just like mother. 1530 01:27:12,828 --> 01:27:14,330 Oh, thank you. 1531 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:19,702 Honey, what's wrong? 1532 01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:21,804 I have to talk to you about something. 1533 01:27:21,837 --> 01:27:23,806 Do you two ladies wish to be alone? 1534 01:27:23,839 --> 01:27:25,374 No, Mr. Dukoff. 1535 01:27:25,408 --> 01:27:27,042 ( Doorbell rings ) 1536 01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:28,611 Excuse me. 1537 01:27:40,188 --> 01:27:41,790 Helen. 1538 01:27:41,824 --> 01:27:43,292 You-- 1539 01:27:43,326 --> 01:27:45,328 you maniac! 1540 01:27:45,361 --> 01:27:47,930 Please listen to me. 1541 01:27:47,963 --> 01:27:50,132 I have done all the listening I intend to do, 1542 01:27:50,165 --> 01:27:52,868 you--you two-faced Judas! 1543 01:27:52,901 --> 01:27:54,937 I saw you today-- 1544 01:27:54,970 --> 01:27:57,340 you and your ridiculous umbrella. 1545 01:27:57,373 --> 01:28:01,877 When I first met you, that umbrella was charming. 1546 01:28:01,910 --> 01:28:05,247 It was--it was a bit of old england. 1547 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,384 ( Sobbing ) Now it's become a symbol of my stupidity! 1548 01:28:12,521 --> 01:28:14,323 I should've known that any man who carried an umbrella in California 1549 01:28:14,357 --> 01:28:16,459 was a fool! 1550 01:28:16,492 --> 01:28:19,395 But not as big a fool as I've been! 1551 01:28:19,428 --> 01:28:20,996 Mother, listen, please. 1552 01:28:21,029 --> 01:28:22,431 Please listen. 1553 01:28:22,465 --> 01:28:23,932 And I'm happy to tell you 1554 01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:25,601 that I did not tell you the whole truth! 1555 01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:28,537 I have a 17-year-old daughter. 1556 01:28:28,571 --> 01:28:30,473 I'm 18 today. 1557 01:28:30,506 --> 01:28:32,274 An 18-year-old daughter. 1558 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:34,009 Happy birthday. 1559 01:28:34,042 --> 01:28:35,511 Happy birthday. 1560 01:28:38,781 --> 01:28:40,383 ( Sobbing ) 1561 01:28:47,390 --> 01:28:50,292 That ridiculous englishman. 1562 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:53,962 Ridiculous umbrella! 1563 01:28:53,996 --> 01:28:55,531 ( Thunder ) 1564 01:28:56,899 --> 01:28:58,667 Come on! 1565 01:29:02,371 --> 01:29:04,407 ( Thunder continues ) 1566 01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:18,987 ** 1567 01:29:27,129 --> 01:29:29,932 Darling, please forgive me. 1568 01:29:29,965 --> 01:29:33,602 It's raining in California! 1569 01:29:33,636 --> 01:29:36,171 Forgive me, too, please! 1570 01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,706 I'm Libby. 1571 01:29:37,740 --> 01:29:43,812 Yes. Libby Smith bushmill Patterson! 1572 01:29:43,846 --> 01:29:48,150 Libby Smith bushmill Patterson... 1573 01:29:48,183 --> 01:29:49,852 Pulaski? 1574 01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:51,820 Mike: Well, that's the way it was. 1575 01:29:51,854 --> 01:29:54,289 We were all wet and all together in togetherness. 1576 01:29:54,322 --> 01:29:57,359 And don't feel sorry for Gladys schmidlapp. 1577 01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:59,127 She did all right. 1578 01:29:59,161 --> 01:30:00,863 Paul and Gladys are now very happy in Paris, 1579 01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:02,097 where I think they got married. 1580 01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:03,866 ( Hiccups ) 1581 01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:06,034 And Helen and the professor-- 1582 01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:08,737 they had their honeymoon in the desert, 1583 01:30:08,771 --> 01:30:10,906 where they're really digging. 1584 01:30:19,782 --> 01:30:21,517 And let's not forget professor bowman. 1585 01:30:22,851 --> 01:30:25,954 You find any bones yet, sweetheart? 1586 01:30:25,988 --> 01:30:27,856 Bowman: Echoing nope, no bones! 1587 01:30:27,890 --> 01:30:31,159 But there's something strange down here! 1588 01:30:31,193 --> 01:30:33,829 Strange? What do you mean? 1589 01:30:33,862 --> 01:30:36,364 ( Crashing ) 1590 01:30:36,398 --> 01:30:38,534 ( Rumbling ) 1591 01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:48,544 **